{"product_id":"the-joni","title":"THE JONI","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is a pre-order item. Ships in 8 weeks when we receive our inventory. Thanks for your patience :)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHow many times have you called or texted your mom\/sister\/best friend\/therapist and asked some version of the question, \"Am I crazy, or...?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGuess what? You're \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e crazy, your feelings \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eARE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e real, and they \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDO\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e matter. So stop letting that loser gaslight you and stand firm in your feelings, girl. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eTHE JONI mood ring features a nature-inspired chunky 18k gold-plated band. The hand-set oversized oval mood stone reads your body temperature and shifts color in real time, just like a California sunset. Check the included Feeling \u0026amp; Believing Guide to explore what your body is trying to tell you. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eJust like your fave 90's mood ring, but all grown-up. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePre-order now. Ships in 8 weeks.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eEngraved \"feeling is believing\" on inside band\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eTarnish resistant, water resistant\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eArrives in our signature Mewd microsuede pouch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFeeling \u0026amp; Believing Guide included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGift-ready box included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZING:\u003c\/strong\u003e THE JONI is available in US size 7 for this first pre-order run. Not a size 7? Join the waitlist for additional sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRE-ORDER NOTE:\u003c\/strong\u003e THE JONI is a pre-order. Your card will be charged today. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"mewd","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47276831637588,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/5543\/0228\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_2tl9gl2tl9gl2tl9.png?v=1783044237","url":"https:\/\/www.inamewd.com\/products\/the-joni","provider":"mewd","version":"1.0","type":"link"}